Bathroom tricks
Korean men do not have the sense of urinal etiquette that American men have.
Ladies, this means that you never take the urinal next to someone, you must always try and take the one furthest away as you possibly can. Also, no talking. I’m trying to have a moment here.
Korean men love to talk while using the bathroom, it’s more awkward than the constant touching, hugging, and massages (Korean men act remarkably like women, sometimes, and not just some of them, even the big bulky construction workers comment on eachothers handsomeness and wear cute little bunny ear hats).
I suffer from what as known as a shy bladder. I can’t go while there is anyone else in the bathroom with me, at all. It sucks, I usually have to wait for it to clear out entirely, or I just can’t do it. This needed to change here, as Koreans are constantly in the bathroom, probably as a result of drinking 30 cups of coffee a day, as well as all the spicy cabbage they eat. I remembered, then, a trick I heard a long time ago to cure shy bladder, and by God, it worked, and now I will pass it on to you men similarly afflicted.
The trick, is to imagine yourself as Captain Kirk, just letting it fly off the edge of the Enterprise.
No idea why, but its funny and it works.
osarah said,
January 26, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Haha that’s awesome. Glad that works for you.
And what a culture shock that must be to have the men acting so different than from in the US!
nodirectionsense said,
January 26, 2009 at 8:28 pm
On the plus side, I come across as the manliest man that ever manned.